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I officially do not understand pop music. I heard this song on the radio last night on the ride home from dinner. Watch the video, which thankfully includes the lyrics. Though, honestly, if he’s typing “LOL :),” wouldn’t he say “go 2 my pg & follo”? Inspired, here are some lyrics I imagine Souja forgot to include:

Shawty jus’ txt me, say she wanna sex me LOL :), LOL :) Shawty sent a twit pic sayin cum & git this LOL :), LOL :) Shawty called my phone, I was busy Cruisin’ in that Benz ‘round the city Then I felt my phone buzz, I know that she like thugs I’mma bad boy like Diddy Then she sent a txt that read “Baby I’m @ home,” Then she sent another saying she’s all alone. Zee-Oh-Emm-Gee. She didn’t MySpace me, Girl finally gets emergin’ technology. But she sent a Twitpic, that’s lame Use Yfrog or sumthin’ betta, don’t be like my mom You know betta (you know betta). Dubya-Tee-Eff? Arr-Oh-Tee-Eff-Ell, baby you don’t say I’ll update Facebook via TweetDeck sayin’ LOL :) LOL :)

Or not. But, hey, maybe this is Twitter’s new commercial, a la Chris Brown and Doublemint. LOL SMILEYFACE!