Who Says You Can Never Go Home?

Some of you may know this, others may not, but just so everyone is clear — I’ve moved back in with my parents. That’s right. I’m sitting in their basement RIGHT NOW!!! typing this, wearing Jonas Brothers pajamas, and watching Star Wars.

Take My Quiz

I posted this a day or so ago as an aside, but my first lesson plans and quiz for PARADE are posted. So, yeah, you should really look it at. Or, if you’re at work and bored, you could take my news quiz.

New Classroom Posted

The first PARADE Classroom of this year has been posted. So, if you or anyone you know is a teacher, pass the link along so that can start planning their lesson plans for next week. It’s written by me and, best of all, it’s free.

The Experiment is Over

It took only about a week but, in all honesty, I’m surprised it lasted that long. The mustache is gone. Many of you probably didn’t know, and for good reason. I have never received as many dirty looks from neighbors as I did with the ’stache. But — and this is the thing I really want to know — is when did the mustache fall from grace?

Wrecked ‘em? Damn near killed ‘em.